First off, my pink-obsessed friend recently notified me that my blog is blocked at her work due to "indecent content." What the FUCK? [giggling]
Secondly, have you entered my blog giveaway???
Ok, now let's jump right into discussing the Cult that I belong to. It's called Nordstrom. Some of you may belong to it as well. For those of you that don't, let me advise you that it is currently our Cult's biggest holiday. The Anniversary Sale! [squeal!] Honestly, I have no words to describe my excitement for this time of the year. This is my coming of jesus, for real.
Anywhoodle, I made my very special early-access appointment to preview the sale last week (the sale doesn't actually start until this Friday, but us devoted Cult members make sure we get dibs on the shit we want early, yo) and brought some of my bitches along to join me.
When there is shopping to be done, who has time to focus the camera?
My pal 10yearstogether doesn't get out much, so this was a big deal for her.
Readers, I know you just think I'm saying this because I'm in a Cult and brainwashed, and while I don't dispute that, you MUST head to this sale.
If you can look hot while modeling shoes under a completely blurry picture-taker person, I hate you (read: this is not a picture of me but my skinny hot friend):
Ambie's new Michael Kors bag!
I shopped with such restraint. Looking back, I actually can't even believe it. I picked up this cute little puppy for myself:
Regular price $250 - sale price $119.90!
I also picked up a Vince Camuto handbag that I saw in the anniversary catalog and didn't even look twice at, but its sparkly fabulosity in-store grabbed me. And it's the least I've paid for a handbag in years!! Regular price $285 - sale price $158.90!
It was also Mr. FGD's bday this week, so don't think I'm not a bad-ass wife (ok, so I'm not really, but I do shop for him) who didn't pick up a little premium denim for her hubby:
(bottom, middle pair - 7 For All Mankind® 'Austyn - Indicator' Relaxed Straight Leg Jeans (Miami Wash))
Regular price $alot - sale price $129.90.
That's it! That's all I got! 3 things!
Damn, I better go back before I lose my super-special Cult status. Shit.