Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Giveaway Schwiveaway

It seems like every blog I read is doing a giveaway these days, so who am I to be all boring and nonconformist and stuff?

Anyway, I don't have shit to blog about. My life is one big routine, and I'm fine with that, but it doesn't give me much to add to the blogosphere. So here's my giveaway.

Give me an idea for a blog entry. Tell me what the fuck I should blog about one day. Nothing's off limits to me except maybe vaginal secretions.

Here's the thing, I don't really have a prize, but I promise on my gold digging word that I will send you something. So, if I don't already have it, please leave your email in your comment.

Thank you, and happy doing my work for me.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Liberal FAIL

This makes me look like such a fucking idiot, I don't even know why I'm writing about it. But it did make Mr. FGD almost pee his pants laughing at me (damn gun-toting republican) that I figured I may as well just embrace my idiocy.

So, as some of you know (e.g. my Facebook and Twitter friends), yesterday I went to vote. I've been a registered Dem for the past 13 years. Or so I thought? After I signed in (uh, they never checked my ID....Nice), I went over to my little polling machine (with my LGBT-friendly candidate sheet in hand, of course) and started scrolling through candidates I didn't even really recognize. And for some weird! reason, NONE OF THE NAMES WERE SHOWING UP ON MY LGBT-FRIENDLY VOTING GUIDE.

(Photo/sea turtle, Flickr)


I looked up at the top of the sheet, and it said REPUBLICAN something something something (I glazed over after I saw the word REPUBLICAN). So silly me kept flipping through the pages thinking....hmmmmm....maybe the Democrat section is after this?

Yes, thank you, I already acknowledged my idiocy. Let's keep going.

As a side note, I will say that Tom Campbell, a Republican dude for Senate who came out again Prop 8 was on my lovely Republican ballot, and I did take a second and vote for him. Not that he won, of course. (Fuck you, Carly Fiorina)

Anyway, back to my fucktardness. So I scroll through all the Republican pages, get to the Ballot Measures, vote on those and think, huh. Is the Democratic section at the end? This is so weird!

So I keep going, and then I get to the review & submit section. At this point, I realize something is probably wrong, but I'm soooo embarrassed that it took me this long to figure it out that I just review my votes and hit submit.

It wasn't until I was walking out that I looked down at the "access code" sheet they handled me to login to vote, and realized that under "Party," it said Repub.

So, there you have it, my gun-toting husband wins. I'm a Republican.

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