Monday, March 22, 2010

Thanks for cumming!

I realized this weekend that I probably wouldn't dislike cake as much as I do if they all looked like this.



Oh yes, that's right. Man cake. Very accurately proportioned man cake.

My first sex toy party at my friend Flex's house was complete with the aforementioned man cake, a Frenchie saying, "I don't, you know, how do you say, like it in the boot," and an English woman leading the show talking about wankers and cawks.

I was so fucking pissed I forgot my camera. My cameraphone takes shit pictures, so I didn't even really bother. Ughhh.

Anyway,there were plenty of these...



and these...



(ooooh pink!)

but perhaps what I was most excited about was the GPS system I ordered.



These parties are so practical.

I got some ideas for new wedding table centerpieces (always looking ahead)...



I mean, wouldn't weddings be more fun if, at the center of the dining table, you had your choice of martinis, chocolate, and rabbits?

Speaking of weddings, Flex and I kept it klassy the next night at our other pilates' pal's wedding in Laguna. There, I professed my true love to Flex, and offered her the final rose.



With an offer like that, how could she say no?

Anyway, I'm off to go cave diving, if you know what I mean.



13 Comments, shout outs, and other gold diggin' love:

Serendipite said...

Have I told you lately that I love you? xxxooo

wan said...

holy mother of NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!

ssinca said...

I think I'm in love with the frenchie.

this entire post = <3 <3 <3

Baby Mama said...

Bow chicka wow wow!

amber said...

Yeah, I went to read this at the office and was like Oops! :/

Winnie said...

You slay me, FGD.

Ashley said...

You look skinny in the pic with the rose :) I want to know what part of the cake you ate. Mmmm, balls.

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Insomniac said...

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10yearstogether said...

I'm fucking cracking up at WM.

Tameka said...

I am blushing like a hooker in church. 5 stars.

prettyface said...

LMMAAAOOO!!!!!!!!!!

HEY! There's my rabbitt on the table....TMI.

P.S. Your blog is my new favorite. haha

 
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