Here are a few of my faves....
Happy Birthday [FGD]! I'm sending you crisp new Louboutins and a ticket to all you can eat at the Tiffany & Co. buffet!
Happy Birthday, [FGD]! Hope your day is filled with new shoes and ice cold martinis!
Happy Birthday. So glad you are a bigger bitch than I am! Have a great day!!
Happy Birthday [FGD]! I hope someone brings you a shiny new trash can :)
And, my personal favorite....
I hope for your birthday, your Red State husband whispers somethig really sexy in your ear like "I've decided to support healthcare reform" or "Keith Olberman made a lot of sense on Countdown tonight."
Oh, and thanks Lurch Casper for my super awesome happy face office birthday decorations.
I uber love you guys.