Saturday, January 16, 2010

A close tie, humiliation, and a thought for the day.

What's better:

an orgasm,

or

peeing after you've been holding it for a really, really long time?


(Photo: MGM)


Humiliation:

Today's visit to the nail salon was fucking humiliating. Within minutes of walking in, I dropped a bottle of nail polish. Not only did glass go flying, a really lovely burgundy/plum soon covered the floor (and my jeans). People stared. Embarrassing, right?

It gets worse.

They asked to move me from one chair to another during my pedicure. It turns out, it's not a great idea to walk when you're feet are wet and you slip on your trusty Havaianas. Coordination FAIL. My feet flew out from under me and I did a face plant in the nail salon. Literally just sat on the floor for a few seconds with my feet in the air. People gaping, at this point. I'm sure, wondering, who IS this chic?


Thought for the day:

I passed a street named Balsa tonight. It made me realize, I don't want balls in my salsa.


9 Comments, shout outs, and other gold diggin' love:

weezermonkey said...

Why don't we live closer, damn it?

wan said...

i did that once - i was shaking a bottle of polish furiously and talking to the teen at the same time, and that shit flew out of my hand, landed at my feet and shattered into a zillion pieces. i was mortified.

Ams said...

I just rolled onto your blog form Rollin' with the Rooney's... and I have to admit... I have read it almost completely from start to finish and LOVE it.
Don't be scared that I am stalking your FGD you-know-what! lol
Great blog.... but super crappy on the nail polish all over the place!

Aline said...

Please don't be mad I'm totally giggling over here :-/

Hope you didn't hurt yourself woman!

Violet said...

OMG HILARITY! I'm sorry your experience sucked so much, but at least you've humored the masses :)

Winnie said...

Your story just made me snort.

JD 2 B said...

This totally had me cackling.

Insomniac said...

1. Peeing. One time I peed after holding it in for a long time and I nearly cried with relief.

2. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

3. Don't knock it till you tried it.

dapotato said...

awesome. just awesome.

 
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