Thursday, December 31, 2009

Dear 2010....

Please bring me a pair of Louboutins, because Santa failed me.



Please bring marriage equality, because my state and country failed me.



Please bring sense to people who go to breeders and puppy mills, because millions of dogs died this year for no reason, and the kindness and sensibility of people failed me.



And 2010, please, for the love of all that is good in this world, please, please make me skinny.





12 Comments, shout outs, and other gold diggin' love:

10yearstogether said...

At least you're concise. Happy New Year bitch!

Aline said...

Such a well rounded post. haha! Happy New Year woman!

Baby Mama said...

I think this my favorite post yet.

dapotato said...

ok, this is your new best post ever. srsly.

NorCalMrs said...

Happy New Year...you crack me up!

ssinca said...

WTF is wrong with the world if you can't get louboutins?

Winnie said...

Best post ever! I hope all your wishes come true.

amber said...

Happy 2010 missy!

Violet said...

Happy New Year! Also, I laughed so hard at your skinny graphic which I desperately want to refer to as Calista Flockhart.

Tameka said...

I think I just drooled a little over those Louboutins. Happy New Year! I'll keep my fingers crossed for you!

wan said...

i sure hope you get those louboutins. i passed up my chance because i just couldn't do it.

Cat said...

If 2010 is as you dream it to be and 2009 is as you remember it the world will be a beautiful and fabulous place!

 
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