Monday, October 19, 2009

Mindless bullshit

I really want this Marc Jacobs bag.









(all photos from ShopBop.com)

I need someone to buy it for me. Mr. FGD is out of monetary commission these days, trying to fix up 5 million different things at the new house so I don't hate it and make his life even more miserable.

Any takers?
Let's see. I should probably market myself better so that I might actually get some volunteers. Um, I'm short and chubby with good highlights and a mildy scathing sense of humor?

Gosh, I really hope my website doesn't crash from all of the responses.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Are you just happy to see me?

I saw this ad and thought there was something, um, prominent about the dog. No?


Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Murderer

Some of you know that I can't cook to save my life. Add that to my hatred of dirty dishes, and I've become a bit of an eating-out whore. You may have noticed by the size of my thighs.

However, as of Monday I am back on the strict 2-week phase of South Beach Diet (again, thigh circumference issue) so Mr. FGD picked me up some shrimp that were deveined and depeeled or something (I don't know what that means, but, ewww, just ewww). Anyway, I threw them in some store bought marinade Sunday night, and when I got home from work last night I threw them in a pan (dirty dish ewwww) and heated them up on medium/medium-high.

They tasted like SHIT. They were warm but tasted kind of rubbery.

WTF did I do wrong?

I ended up heating up some fat-free white meat turkey hot dogs instead. Poor shrimpys. I'm sorry you died for no reason.



Saturday, October 3, 2009

Roomba: Love it or Hate it?

Discuss.

The refurbished one we had died in under a year's use, but with 2 shedding dogs, I can't live without it and am buying a new one.



Stupid? They're so fucking expensive, but this one on Amazon isn't too badly priced, so here we go again.

 
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