Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Confession from a FGD and a question

What is the worst thought you've ever had while at work?

Yesterday, in my stress stomachache/headache misery, I actually thought to myself, maybe I should get knocked-up, just so I can have four months off from work.

Did I mention I hate children?

5 Comments, shout outs, and other gold diggin' love:

WeezerMonkey said...

I've thought about putting poo on people's chairs.

NorCalMrs said...

I've had the same thought as you at a job I didn't like. It went like this...maybe I should have a kid. Then I'd get some time off. No...then I'd have over 18 years of misery. Ok, nevermind. Maybe I should get sick instead. Not deathly ill, but appendicitis or something, at least I'd get a break. I quit.

Ann Marie said...

Putting on my flame retardant suit:

I've had the thought that it wouldn't be so bad if someone made a horribly offensive social gaffe directed towards me. Racism? Sexism? It's all possible with certain people in my office! As long as I could get a nice, $$$ settlement out of it, I think I could deal.

Or I could catch mono and be on leave for a while.

wan-nabe said...

okay, that's the saddest reason EVER to make a baby!

ssinca said...

thank you for making me laugh. I really needed that!

 
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