Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Holy Fat!

I've sort of had this fat plan lately. Yes, I said fat plan, not fit plan.

You see, I dieted pretty hardcorily before we went to Hawaii, so I wouldn't be mortified wearing my bathing suit, and also so I could eat (and drink) what I wanted while we were on vacation and not worry about it. The original plan was to go back to the diet once we got back from Hawaii.

Woops.

Unfortunately I continued pigging out even after we got back from vacation. For several weeks.

Whee!

About 2 weeks ago, I realized it was time to climb back onto the diet wagon. Unfortunately, a friend reminded me that we would be having our kitchen worked on and Mr. FGD would be eating out pretty much non-stop for over a week. So I figured I'd wait until after the kitchen was done to get back on the diet.

And then, tonight, I saw it.


A fat picture.

And yes, not only a fat picture, but a fat picture of me stuffing my face.

So with great resolve, I plan to be back on the diet wagon as of next Wednesday, after we have our new countertops, sink and faucet (but not the new muther effin backsplash that I am in love with, because it is delayed 6 weeks). So, now that I have displayed a fat picture for the entire world to see (or just the few of you that read my blog), I have to do it. I need to commit.


Now, before you comment me with tidings of oh, you're not fat, it's just the picture (which we all know is bullshit anyway), I'll end with this much better picture the Brianna took of me and 10year's all-look-same dog.



So, the moral of this story is, hide behind the dog in pictures.



11 Comments, shout outs, and other gold diggin' love:

WeezerMonkey said...

I'm a fatty, too. And it's too late for me to do a damn thing about it before my college reunion.

It's next week.

Sara said...

ugh! I hate seeing pics of me eating...much less when I'm not feeling my fittest ...definitly a great motivator!

Bev said...

Hmm...I think that moral only works if the dog is not Syd, and the pic is not one of Syd sitting on one's shelf. No hiding there...

dapotato said...

backsplash materials, especially when cool, tend to be backordered/delayed/stuck in custom/some other bullshit all the time. blah.

love alllooksame dog photo strategy.

Laura said...

Good Luck,I'm sure you'll be back on track in no time. Make sure you eat all your favorites before Wednesday!

amber said...

you'll get back in the swing of things in no time. and, maybe the new kitchen will even be a motivating factor? :)

wan-nabe said...

i am truly bummed at the backordered backsplash.

Cat said...

Fatties unite!

Jessica said...

I feel the same way, my friend.

Kimberly said...

Oh man, can you pull me onto the workout wagon with you? I can't seem to get on the thing. :-/

10yearstogether said...

All that yappin and no action?! I'll remind you of this post when we're debating on going to Chili's HH rather than going to the gym.

 
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